Mother's Day Roast #HangoutsOnAir

The hilarious list I've generated is here- Love you Mom!
Things I wont be buying mom for Mother's day:

  1. Anything that looks hand-made.  
  2. Cheesy Hallmark cards or premade basket filled with sweets
  3. Gift certificates to go shopping for shoes
  4. A plane ticket to visit me on her vacation time
  5. A new camera phone
Things I may buy mom for Mother's day:
  1. A lottery ticket
  2. a half-consumed bottle of wine
  3. a reason for her to be defensive and aggravated