Things I wont be buying mom for Mother's day:
- Anything that looks hand-made.
- Cheesy Hallmark cards or premade basket filled with sweets
- Gift certificates to go shopping for shoes
- A plane ticket to visit me on her vacation time
- A new camera phone
Things I may buy mom for Mother's day:
- A lottery ticket
- a half-consumed bottle of wine
- a reason for her to be defensive and aggravated