Unpacking my wardrobe. Making an assessment of the current garments that have occupied closet space, mysteriously followed me and landed here. I'm in obvious need of a reality check. This is no laughing matter. Making a shopping list for the Walgreens cosmetic counter and pretending I'm instead going to make a visit with an Arbonne specialist or Maxx counter for lipstick, and concealer. Like all I know are labels from Neiman Marcus.