Labor of Love

Not cute. She has too much attitude for her own good. Terrible temperament. Pretends. Watches and mimics my behavior. Assumes she is more important than the other dogs. Barks too loud. Terrorizes the cat for no reason. Afraid of her shadow, thunderstorms, people exiting vehicles while passing along on the street during a walk. Constantly licks herself and the other dogs ears. Treat Thief. Behaves in the car just long enough to make you appreciate her then you're deafened by a terrible shriek or ferocious barking when the vehicle stops and she has an audience. Creates tension between me and my significant other.  ROLLS HER EYES.  #1 reason i dont want children...they grow up.
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